SPM vs MuP

Well this is wat cam out from a friend of mine, Kinshuk Kar ( phodu hai ). SPM = Structural Properties of Materials and MuP = Microprocessor Interfacing and Programming. Well this is what happened:

We had SPM and MuP on the same day, and we had hardly ne tym 2 read the two subjects. And as we all know "creativity cumes in adversity". Well juss go thru 

    1)8086 is made up of alternating layers of ferrite and cementite
2)Polling is NOT a heat-treatment process
3)You cannot draw the microstructure of a microprocessor,neither can u
have a microprocessor in a microstructure.
4)The pin CONFIGURATION of 8086 changes at eutectoid temperature.
5)There is no difference between read-write timing diagrams and CCT diagrams.(Only difference CCT has a logarithmic time-scale)
6)Austenite changes to pearlite after quenching to 600 degrees and giving a non-maskable interrupt for 10^3 seconds.
7)Embedded Systems does NOT mean spherical particles of cementite embedded in ferrite.
8)The microstructure formed after heat-treatment depends on the number
of wait states inserted.
9)8086 is not the name of an iron-carbon alloy.
10)Interrupt vector != Slip vector.

I've become strain-hardened after doing memory interfacing :'( plz excuse me.   Really Hats off to KK. He raaaks